- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to shit for 5 days

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to have a V8

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

Pointless Super Powers