the ability to talk to humans

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!