The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!