to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to be blind

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to die

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!