he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to get really mad.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!