- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power of not knowing the future

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

the power to any ugly person love you.

Pointless Super Powers