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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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the power to see stuff
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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.
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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.
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The power to grow plants, only using your mind
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The power to fart in public AT WILL..
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The power to moves in slow motion.
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the power to become demented
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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.
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The power to think you love her but you don't.
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating
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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.
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the ability to invent cheese and toast
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!