The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!