- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to to kill chickens by touching them

Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

the ability to grow trees in the desert

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to think about useless power

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers