- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

Power to sleep without eyelids

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to be powerless

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

Pointless Super Powers