- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to like any show

the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

Pointless Super Powers