The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!