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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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the ability to see through air

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!