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The power to eat three times a day.
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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.
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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.
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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.
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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.
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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.
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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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the power to shit out of your nose
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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces
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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.
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the power to like mass effect 3
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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power
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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body
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The Power To Lick My Own Penis
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Liam Brudenell
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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The power to lick your own balls!!!
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The power to be a woman
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!