the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to never get drunk

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!