to be shitty

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to die

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to write comic books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!