Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!