- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

The power to divide by 0

the ability to command watermelons

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to be Chuck Norris

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

ability to run very fast forever

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to poop standing up

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to not have any power at all

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

the power to get married

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Pointless Super Powers