The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to sit

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!