The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to give the wrong directions

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!