The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!