to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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being black

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!