The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to ejaculate needles.

the power to die on the spot

the power to spell words wrong

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to make coma patients bark.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be blind

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!