The ability to be a rock

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to die at will.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!