The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!