The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The ability to see into the present.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Nothing

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!