- Pointless Super Powers

The power to pee while standing up

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the ability to command watermelons

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to die

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to go to hell.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!