- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to control dairy products

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to only see glass.

the power to randomly die at any moment

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers