- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read this sentence

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to police irony

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

to zap people but only yourself

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to eat bread

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers