The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to fly in space

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cry acid tears

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The ability to jump

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!