The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power of self mind control

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!