The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to fly in space

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the ability to see through air

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Nothing

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!