The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The super power to shine in daylight

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!