the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to only see glass.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to eat bread

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!