The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!