the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!