The ability to jump

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Aweonao

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!