- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to crap without pissing.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to do nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

power to age faster

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

Power to not have any power.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The power to not have a superpower

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers