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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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The ability to get up from the couch.
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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.
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The power to read your own mind
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The power to rotten food.
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)
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The power of learning
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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.
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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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The power to kill someone with a knife
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The power to self destruct
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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain
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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.
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The power to control mealworms
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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts
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The power to control the weather, but only in space
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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang
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The power to be an idiot.
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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!