Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to never come into existence

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to block your own powers

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be blind

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!