- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

open up pickles glass

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to ignore useful information

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to die

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

Pointless Super Powers