The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to think you love her but you don't.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

the power to eat with your butt

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

to zap people but only yourself

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!