The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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to be shitty

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!