- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to smell like body odor at will

Invisible handwriting.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to have hindsight.

the power to make faces at the blind

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to not have a superpower

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Pointless Super Powers