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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power to make coma patients bark.
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The power to block your own powers
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The power to teleport small dogs
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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day
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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.
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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts
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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.
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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it
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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.
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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.
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The power to be blind
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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored
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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!
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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!