the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

To be able to generate cancer at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!