- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to see into the present.

The power to talk without a tongue

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to tell time without a watch

the power to spell words wrong

the power to dislike this power

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

Being only half invisible.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to be blind

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

the power to morph into yourself

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to poop standing up

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

Pointless Super Powers