- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to not have a superpower

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to have hindsight.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to get arrested

Pointless Super Powers