The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to be born again

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to break a Nokia

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!