- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see stuff

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to look at someone and die.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to eat bread

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be powerless

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers