TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to see the present

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to breathe

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!