The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to do nothing

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The power to read this.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!