the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to not have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!