The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be missed when present.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!