The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to see the present

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!