The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to eat your own head.

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Aweonao

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!