The power to shit brix, No wait.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to break bones at will.

The power to die at any moment you want.

The ability to talk to bacteria

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to be superman with no power's

the power to do nothing

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to half transform to something.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to control nothing

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!