The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to start time.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power of learning

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!