The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to not finish your....

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to do your homework.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!