The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to get arrested

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to die

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power to write comic books

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!