The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to swim on land.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!