- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

the power to do nothing

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to read this.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Pointless Super Powers