- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power to write comic books

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to smell like ham

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to talk without a tongue

power to fly when your underwater

The ability to see into the present.

the ability to tell time without a watch

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

Pointless Super Powers