The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to see the past.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!