- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

ability to run very fast forever

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to control nothing

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

open up pickles glass

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to do nothing

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers