The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to fly in space

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The power to have no power.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the power to remember th...

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!