The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to not finish your....

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!