The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to drown on land.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to bread toast!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!