The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to divide by 0

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be born again

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!