The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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the power to misspell

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!