The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!