The power to burn the sun.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Liam Brudenell

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!