The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!