The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to predict the present

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to see into the present.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!