the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to beathe

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!