time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to do nothing

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to control nothing

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to eat three times a day.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!