The power to get rid of only your own power

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

thumb_up thumb_down -62

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to dislike this power

thumb_up thumb_down +29

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to drown on land.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Power To Fly Without control

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to bread toast!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ???l?q? ???

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!