Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

the power to do nothing

The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to control nothing

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to crap without pissing.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!