The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power... to move you.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!