The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to predict the present

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!