- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to be born again

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to be missed when present.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

the power to enter a coma.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

power to age faster

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to have one eyebrow!?

Pointless Super Powers