- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

the power to hovertate

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

ability to run very fast forever

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to read your own mind

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to poop standing up

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power to get married

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the power to give yourself sunburn

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

Pointless Super Powers