- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to never come into existence

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

Being only half invisible.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Pointless Super Powers