The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to spell words wrong

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!