The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power of making your tits smaller

the power to turn into a tree

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to ejaculate needles.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!