The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to morph into yourself

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to be born again

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to break a Nokia

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!