The ability to change your weight

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!