- Pointless Super Powers

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

+83

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

+81

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

+77

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

+77

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

+77

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

+75

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

+75

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Power to sleep without eyelids

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to jizz mango chutney

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

Invisible handwriting.