- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to climb ladders faster.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to predict the present

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers