The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to see into the present

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make any girl hate you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!