The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!