- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

the power to misspell

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be an idiot.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

the power to be invisible when sleep.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers