- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to commit suicide.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to eat people :D

The ability to turn cement into pudding

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The ability to self destruct at will.

Teleporting to Mexico

The ability to be a rock

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

Pointless Super Powers