Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be a woman

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!