- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

being able to blow up and die

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Pointless Super Powers