Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to turn into random objects

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to jump face first

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to see the present

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!