the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to be a human

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!