- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

the power to create a meme

The power to rite liek dis

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

the power to spell words wrong

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

the power to dislike this power

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Pointless Super Powers