- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

the power to become demented

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to self destruct

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to be missed when present.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to only be able to eat poop

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to police irony

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Pointless Super Powers