The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to misspell

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to like any show

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!