- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

anything Aquaman does

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to look TV

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

To have the ability to piss off the police

Pointless Super Powers