the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to talk without a tongue

power to fly when your underwater

the ability to tell time without a watch

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to teleport small dogs

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

I'm a giant di

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to smell whore

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!