- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

The power to break bones at will.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to like this post

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!