The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to see into the present.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!