The power of not knowing the future

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to push "pull" doors

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The ability to jump

Aweonao

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

The power to smell farts from miles away

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The power to eat soup with a fork

to poop a penny every year

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!