- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The ability to be in fashion.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to like this post

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to read your own mind

The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

Pointless Super Powers