BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to die

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to only see glass.

The power to look at Sun.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to write comic books

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to smile uncontrollably.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!