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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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The power to sleep with your eyes open.
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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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The power to break bones at will.
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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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The power to fap without satisfaction
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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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The ability to poop glue.
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.
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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!