the power to see the present

The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

The ability to part hair.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to be a snail

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the power to talk to your elbow

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!