- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to eat bread

The power to think of your death and then you die.

anything Aquaman does

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to create a meme

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Pointless Super Powers