(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to punch that like button

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to see through clear glass.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!