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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.
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the power to randomly die at any moment
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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the power to eat bread
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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter
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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.
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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.
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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power to predict the present
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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.
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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you
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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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the power to fly in space
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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!