the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be normal and average

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!