- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to no sweat in the cold.

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Power to give birth through your penis.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

Pointless Super Powers