The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the ability to die without any control

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!