the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to absolutely nothing

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to touch your toes

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!